"I love the FFII one. Here are some quotes from the press release: "we use a Just-In-Time Lisp expression parser that maps the binary object code into reverse polish notation. Using a Beowulf cluster of Babelfish we instantly machine translate the Polish into English, German or French, and finally Lojban." "This puts the EPO [European Patent Office] way ahead of any technology the Americans can develop. They have Google, but we have Poland. Thank you, Poland!" I applause to the great work of of this AFD joke. It is funny, thought provoking and educational at the same time."